Legend

27th Dec with 119,729 notes

madein-losangeles:

quietly-islayem:

00incognegro:

Just walk Jalen

Damn Jalen please walk

He be ready to get tf outta there.

24th Dec with 203,477 notes

kyleehenke:

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

24th Dec with 122,859 notes

blackgirlsvevo:

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

19th Dec with 35,728 notes
18th Dec with 4,469 notes

raoul-of-the-opera:

Me, rapidly looking back and forth while raising and lowering my voice several octaves: Why have you brought me he- Don’t take me back there! We must retur- He’ll kill me! His eyes will find me th- Christine don’t say that! Those eyes that bur- Don’t even think it! And if he has to kill a thousand men- Forget this waking nightmare! The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again! My god- my god who is this man? Who hunts to kill- this mask of death! I can’t escape from h- who’s is this voice you hea- I never wi- with every breath! And in the labyrinth where night is blind, the phaaaaa ntom of the opera is here, inside my mIND! THERE IS NO P HANTOM OF THE OPERA!R A O U L I’VE BEEN THERE!

10th Dec with 1,779 notes

lazy–stars:

yeah, sex might be great, but have you ever gotten a sudden rush of motivation and productivity after feeling emotionally and artistically dead for almost a whole month? nut. busted.  

07th Dec with 993 notes

txepvi:

zicygomar:

zsnes:

grand wizard and his young apprentice

These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.

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06th Dec with 156,149 notes

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

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i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

06th Dec with 140,621 notes

cursedcatimages:

06th Dec with 31,121 notes

robotsandfrippary:

glyndarling:

cowards-sorcery:

theveganescapist:

guavasaur:

dimedog:

a small cat

a baby

that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

welcome back to my blog small baby

I just let this run on repeat for awhile.  Two of my cats are comically hunting for their loud hidden friend.

this is the sound of a cat who really, truly loves the person they are chirping at.  

05th Dec with 366,367 notes

jvlianbashir:

xenomorphbi:

( • )( • )

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05th Dec with 33,605 notes

dootmario2:

worldsworstfather:

now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format

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cant flag images as sensitive if you dont actually post any images

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05th Dec with 58,938 notes

star-anise:

anais-ninja-bitch:

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Originally posted by travalicious

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@alsohunter: “the poor are killing industries by not having money” is a very creative way to avoid saying it’s actually the rich who are killing industries by hoarding wealth and privatizing everything

05th Dec with 33,660 notes

morthils:

ranger-truth:

sushinfood:

great-tweets:

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

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wait a second

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03rd Dec with 352,901 notes
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